Danny Sullivan, webmasters concerned about AutoLink, and the investment community want Google to do one thing.

Talk.

No doubt there's a copy of the ClueTrain Manifesto laying around the 'plex. No doubt many at Google have read it. Google really should climb aboard because Google Public Relations is rather lacking right now.

That blog for starters. A blog is about communication on the issues of the day, and timeliness. That blog achieves neither. If Microsoft can do it, so can Google.

Get in touch, I'll do it for you ;)

(HatTip: Threadwatch)

PS: An extract from my new fav' marketing site, GapingVoid

"THE KRYPTONITE FACTOR

Here's how the drama unfolded:

DAY ONE:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Yes, your bike locks are the best.

DAY TWO:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Yes, your bike locks are still the best.

DAY THREE:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Ummm... yeah I'm sure they are, but what's all this about some recent video on the net that's supposed to show how you can crack your locks in 10 seconds using a simple Bic ballpoint pen?

DAY FOUR:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Hey, I just saw that video on a friend's website. And I'm kinda ticked off because I just paid $60 for one of your new locks 3 weeks ago, and I'm wondering if a Bic pen can crack my lock or not... does the pen crack all Kryptonite locks or just one or two models?

DAY FIVE:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Hey, I just visited your website and saw no mention of the Bic pens. What the hell are you doing about it? Are you going to fix the locks? Are you going to give me a refund?

DAY SIX:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: No, they're not. You guys are assholes.

So what was the final outcome? How did Kryptonite address the problem? Did they fix the lock in the end? I have no idea. I'm just assuming their locks continue to suck. I suppose I could go visit the company website for more info, but... Eh. I can't be bothered. I'm just assuming it'll have the usual bullshit PR when I get there. Life is short."

Amen.