Australia: "Mostly Harmless"
Google, probably after having received numerous emails from New Zealanders over the years, finally came round to the opinion that Australian culture wasn't worth a dingos dunny, and banned the lot.
When questioned about the incident, a spokesperson from Google reportedly said "We've banned Austria? I don't think we'd do that. Austria is important".
Concerned Australian webmasters reacted the only way they knew how. They went down to the pub, cursed the Americans, and swore to do something about it, just as soon as the cricket finishes. And after Kev has thrown a few more snags on the barbie.
No kangaroos were harmed. A few less boomerangs and souvenir wombat keyrings were sold.
When questioned about the incident, a spokesperson from Google reportedly said "We've banned Austria? I don't think we'd do that. Austria is important".
Concerned Australian webmasters reacted the only way they knew how. They went down to the pub, cursed the Americans, and swore to do something about it, just as soon as the cricket finishes. And after Kev has thrown a few more snags on the barbie.
No kangaroos were harmed. A few less boomerangs and souvenir wombat keyrings were sold.
